I'm at least three cons behind with con reports, so I'm going to do something drastic and forgo con reports from here on out. Retroactive to the WorldCon, you can assume every con report is as follows:
"Wow, what a great con! I am exhausted from all the partying and meeting people and learning new things! If you were there and we interacted, wasn't that just the best time ever? Especially when we did that really fun thing that people who weren't there totally missed out on. If you weren't there, people were having a whole mess of fun that you weren't. This one time was particularly fun. Sorry you weren't there."
Please assume in the future that if we interacted, I would name drop you somewhere in this.
NOTE: Post title edited because con weirdness makes you lose track of time. At WorldCon, it manifested as not one but two conversations with people trying to decide what day it was, one of which was solved by unilaterally declaring it Monday to facilitate the conversation. This time, it seems to have made me fast-forward a year.